Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize