Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
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NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
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Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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