shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
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Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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