atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
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I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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