I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
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dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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