ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
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Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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