I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
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THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
i believe in u and ur pee
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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