I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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