Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
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My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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