You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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