If i could tip my vagina, i would.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
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Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
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I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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