it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
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It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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