Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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