Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
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Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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