Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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