do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
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And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
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thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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