I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
The best revenge is premature balding
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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