I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
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would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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