i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
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In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I'm always down for nudity.
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