It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Randomize