people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
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My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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