Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
we made out on top of his cat.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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