it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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