I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
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She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
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