I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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