how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
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I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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