She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
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truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Omg I joined a choir last night...
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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