i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
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Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I will be naked everywhere
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
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Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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