The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
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I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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