So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
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Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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