When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
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Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
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