Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
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this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
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I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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