About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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