You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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