how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
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He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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