We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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