he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
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We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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