This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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