My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
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oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
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My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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