Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
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I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
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Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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