life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
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He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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