I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
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I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
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He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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