just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
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I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Of course I have a pirate flag
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
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every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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