elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
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He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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