Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
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I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
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Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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