so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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