Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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