I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
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You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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