I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
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This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
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You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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