you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
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i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
How naked do you want me to be?
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